The Honorary Tards
Never a random. Always someone who earned the spot.
Honorary Tard #1
Andy
"The Ringer"
Has no problem picking up green fees or a hefty bar tab but wouldn't dream of letting a $10 side bet slide.
Honorary Tard #2
Hap
"The Silverback"
💪 Ungodly natural strength
🍺 Busch Light, always
🥜 Undefeated nut roller
🍺 Busch Light, always
🥜 Undefeated nut roller
Honorary Tard #3
Patrick
"The Closer"
Walked into his first Golftards round and shot a 79 net at Littleton GC. That's not a guest appearance — that's a statement. The Tards are still looking for their scorecards under the bus he threw them under. Showed up, shut up, and let the scorecard do the talking. Earned his spot on the wall April 27, 2026.