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The Golftards

Centennial's Finest. Course's Worst.

The Golftards at Arrowhead Golf Club

๐Ÿ“ Arrowhead Golf Club, Littleton CO  ยท  Super Bowl Sunday 2026  ยท  Nobody watched the game.

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๐Ÿ“Š The Numbers

10 rounds of documented suffering. Rankings are internal โ€” most courses are executive, so no USGA handicaps were harmed in the making of this site.

Steve
#1
Group Ranking
86.4Avg Score
80Best Round
8Rounds
95Worst Round
Mike
#2
Group Ranking
86.5Avg Score
76Best Round
10Rounds
100Worst Round
Chuck
#3
Group Ranking
91.9Avg Score
82Best Round
10Rounds
99Worst Round
Date Course Steve Mike Chuck
Sep 13, 2025Littleton GC 88 ๐Ÿ†9097
Dec 13, 2025Littleton GC 84 ๐Ÿ†8795
Dec 27, 2025Littleton GC 87 ๐Ÿ†9089
Jan 3, 2026Littleton GC 80 ๐Ÿ†8392
Feb 26, 2026Littleton GC DNS76 ๐Ÿ†94
Mar 22, 2026The Links at HR 83 ๐Ÿ†8589
Mar 29, 2026Littleton GC 8983 ๐Ÿ†90
Apr 5, 2026The Links at HR DNS79 ๐Ÿ†82
Apr 12, 2026Littleton GC 85 ๐Ÿ†9292
Apr 19, 2026Spring Valley GC 95 ๐Ÿ†10099

๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ Putts Per Round (Avg)

35.2
Mike
avg putts
37.2
Chuck
avg putts

Steve apparently doesn't putt. Or count. Probably both.

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The Roster

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Steve
The Silent Threat

Lowest handicap in the group. Wins more rounds than anyone. Has a pitbull named Maggie and apparently no interest in tracking putts. The quiet ones are always dangerous.

Record: 6 wins out of 8 rounds played
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Mike
The Anchor

Shot a 76 in February โ€” lowest round in the group's history. The glue of this operation and the only one who can claim a course record. Fewest putts per round too.

Record: 4 wins, best single round (76)
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Chuck
The Architect

Built this website. Has the highest handicap. Broke 90 only twice. Named his AI assistant after a bowling movie character. Built a laser engraver but still can't fix his short game.

Record: 0 wins, infinite excuses
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Honorary Tards

Never a random. Always someone who earned the spot.

Meet the Honorary Tards โ†’