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The Golftards

Centennial's Finest. Course's Worst.

The Golftards at Arrowhead Golf Club

📍 Arrowhead Golf Club, Littleton CO  ·  Super Bowl Sunday 2026  ·  Nobody watched the game.

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📊 The Numbers

12 rounds of documented suffering. Rankings are internal — most courses are executive, so no USGA handicaps were harmed in the making of this site.

Steve
#1
Group Ranking
87.6Avg Score
80Best Round
10Rounds
104Worst Round
Mike
#2
Group Ranking
87.8Avg Score
76Best Round
13Rounds
100Worst Round
Chuck
#3
Group Ranking
91.5Avg Score
82Best Round
13Rounds
99Worst Round
Date Course Steve Mike Chuck
May 10, 2026Littleton GC DNS8887 🏆
May 3, 2026Spring Valley 10495 🏆98
Apr 27, 2026Littleton GC 81 🏆9485
Apr 19, 2026Spring Valley GC 95 🏆10099
Apr 12, 2026Littleton GC 85 🏆9292
Apr 5, 2026The Links at HR DNS79 🏆82
Mar 29, 2026Littleton GC 8983 🏆90
Mar 22, 2026The Links at HR 83 🏆8589
Feb 26, 2026Littleton GC DNS76 🏆94
Jan 3, 2026Littleton GC 80 🏆8392
Dec 27, 2025Littleton GC 87 🏆9089
Dec 13, 2025Littleton GC 84 🏆8795
Sep 13, 2025Littleton GC 88 🏆9097

🧾 Latest Scorecard — May 10, 2026

Littleton GC: Chuck finally parks one in the win column with an 87. Mike was right there at 88, Steve exercised the rare and powerful DNS strategy, and Guest Tard PJ posted 95 while the scorecard quietly judged everybody.

🕳️ Putts Per Round (Avg)

35.2
Mike
avg putts
37.2
Chuck
avg putts

Steve apparently doesn't putt. Or count. Probably both.

💰 Putts Side Bet — Apr 27, 2026

$60
Steve
won — putts
$20
Patrick
won — putts

Patrick P cleans up $20 in his debut. Steve takes the big pot. Mike and Chuck collectively funded the beer fund. 🍺

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The Roster

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Steve
The Silent Threat

Lowest handicap in the group. Wins more rounds than anyone. Has a pitbull named Maggie and apparently no interest in tracking putts. The quiet ones are always dangerous.

Record: 8 wins out of 10 rounds played
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Mike
The Anchor

Shot a 76 in February — lowest round in the group's history. The glue of this operation and the only one who can claim a course record. Fewest putts per round too.

Record: 4 wins, best single round (76)
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Chuck
The Architect

Built this website. Has the highest handicap. Broke 90 only twice. Named his AI assistant after a bowling movie character. Built a laser engraver but still can't fix his short game.

Record: 1 win, infinite excuses reduced by one
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The Fourth
Guest Tard Rotation

This spot belongs to whoever earned an invite this round. Not a seat — a privilege. Check the Honorary Tards wall to see who's filled it so far.

Current: Patrick — Apr 27, 2026
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🌟 Guest Tard Spotlight

Not everyone can handle a round with the Golftards. These brave souls tried anyway.

#3
Patrick
"The Closer" — Mike's Kid — Apr 27, 2026
College hockey forward at Brock University (St. Catharines, ON). Came up through the Salmon Arm Silverbacks in the BCHL. Accounting major. From Centennial, CO — practically grew up in the shadow of Littleton GC. Home for the summer. Decided his first order of business was to absolutely embarrass his father on a golf course in front of witnesses.

Shot a 79 net in his Golftards debut — 15 strokes better than Mike. Then pocketed $20 on the putts side bet. The man came, he putted, he conquered. Dad drove. Dad paid. Dad lost. The Tards are still processing it.
79Net Score
$20Putts Winnings
🏥Brock Badgers
🏂Hockey Forward
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Honorary Tards

Never a random. Always someone who earned the spot.

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