📍 Arrowhead Golf Club, Littleton CO · Super Bowl Sunday 2026 · Nobody watched the game.
Centennial's Finest. Course's Worst.
📍 Arrowhead Golf Club, Littleton CO · Super Bowl Sunday 2026 · Nobody watched the game.
10 rounds of documented suffering. Rankings are internal — most courses are executive, so no USGA handicaps were harmed in the making of this site.
| Date | Course | Steve | Mike | Chuck |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sep 13, 2025 | Littleton GC | 88 🏆 | 90 | 97 |
| Dec 13, 2025 | Littleton GC | 84 🏆 | 87 | 95 |
| Dec 27, 2025 | Littleton GC | 87 🏆 | 90 | 89 |
| Jan 3, 2026 | Littleton GC | 80 🏆 | 83 | 92 |
| Feb 26, 2026 | Littleton GC | DNS | 76 🏆 | 94 |
| Mar 22, 2026 | The Links at HR | 83 🏆 | 85 | 89 |
| Mar 29, 2026 | Littleton GC | 89 | 83 🏆 | 90 |
| Apr 5, 2026 | The Links at HR | DNS | 79 🏆 | 82 |
| Apr 12, 2026 | Littleton GC | 85 🏆 | 92 | 92 |
| Apr 19, 2026 | Spring Valley GC | 95 🏆 | 100 | 99 |
Steve apparently doesn't putt. Or count. Probably both.
Lowest handicap in the group. Wins more rounds than anyone. Has a pitbull named Maggie and apparently no interest in tracking putts. The quiet ones are always dangerous.
Shot a 76 in February — lowest round in the group's history. The glue of this operation and the only one who can claim a course record. Fewest putts per round too.
Built this website. Has the highest handicap. Broke 90 only twice. Named his AI assistant after a bowling movie character. Built a laser engraver but still can't fix his short game.
Never a random. Always someone who earned the spot.
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