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The Golftards

Centennial's Finest. Course's Worst.

The Golftards at Arrowhead Golf Club

📍 Arrowhead Golf Club, Littleton CO  ·  Super Bowl Sunday 2026  ·  Nobody watched the game.

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📊 The Numbers

11 rounds of documented suffering. Rankings are internal — most courses are executive, so no USGA handicaps were harmed in the making of this site.

Steve
#1
Group Ranking
85.6Avg Score
80Best Round
9Rounds
95Worst Round
Mike
#2
Group Ranking
87.5Avg Score
76Best Round
11Rounds
100Worst Round
Chuck
#3
Group Ranking
91.5Avg Score
82Best Round
11Rounds
99Worst Round
Date Course Steve Mike Chuck
Apr 27, 2026Littleton GC 81 🏆9485
Apr 19, 2026Spring Valley GC 95 🏆10099
Apr 12, 2026Littleton GC 85 🏆9292
Apr 5, 2026The Links at HR DNS79 🏆82
Mar 29, 2026Littleton GC 8983 🏆90
Mar 22, 2026The Links at HR 83 🏆8589
Feb 26, 2026Littleton GC DNS76 🏆94
Jan 3, 2026Littleton GC 80 🏆8392
Dec 27, 2025Littleton GC 87 🏆9089
Dec 13, 2025Littleton GC 84 🏆8795
Sep 13, 2025Littleton GC 88 🏆9097

🕳️ Putts Per Round (Avg)

35.2
Mike
avg putts
37.2
Chuck
avg putts

Steve apparently doesn't putt. Or count. Probably both.

💰 Putts Side Bet — Apr 27, 2026

$60
Steve
won — putts
$20
Patrick
won — putts

Patrick P cleans up $20 in his debut. Steve takes the big pot. Mike and Chuck collectively funded the beer fund. 🍺

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The Roster

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Steve
The Silent Threat

Lowest handicap in the group. Wins more rounds than anyone. Has a pitbull named Maggie and apparently no interest in tracking putts. The quiet ones are always dangerous.

Record: 6 wins out of 8 rounds played
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Mike
The Anchor

Shot a 76 in February — lowest round in the group's history. The glue of this operation and the only one who can claim a course record. Fewest putts per round too.

Record: 4 wins, best single round (76)
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Chuck
The Architect

Built this website. Has the highest handicap. Broke 90 only twice. Named his AI assistant after a bowling movie character. Built a laser engraver but still can't fix his short game.

Record: 0 wins, infinite excuses
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The Fourth
Guest Tard Rotation

This spot belongs to whoever earned an invite this round. Not a seat — a privilege. Check the Honorary Tards wall to see who's filled it so far.

Current: Patrick — Apr 27, 2026
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🌟 Guest Tard Spotlight

Not everyone can handle a round with the Golftards. These brave souls tried anyway.

#3
Patrick
"The Closer" — Mike's Kid — Apr 27, 2026
College hockey forward at Brock University (St. Catharines, ON). Came up through the Salmon Arm Silverbacks in the BCHL. Accounting major. From Centennial, CO — practically grew up in the shadow of Littleton GC. Home for the summer. Decided his first order of business was to absolutely embarrass his father on a golf course in front of witnesses.

Shot a 79 net in his Golftards debut — 15 strokes better than Mike. Then pocketed $20 on the putts side bet. The man came, he putted, he conquered. Dad drove. Dad paid. Dad lost. The Tards are still processing it.
79Net Score
$20Putts Winnings
🏥Brock Badgers
🏂Hockey Forward
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Honorary Tards

Never a random. Always someone who earned the spot.

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