The Golftards

Centennial's Finest. Course's Worst.

The Golftards at Arrowhead Golf Club

📍 Arrowhead Golf Club, Littleton CO  ·  Super Bowl Sunday 2026  ·  Nobody watched the game.

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The Roster

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Steve
The Silent Threat

Quiet on the tee box. Loud at the bar. Keeps it together long enough to make you think you've got a chance — then buries a 40-footer. Has a pitbull named Maggie.

Known For: Looking like he's having no fun, winning anyway
Mike
The Anchor

The glue of this operation. Keeps the group together, keeps the pace honest, and somehow always has a cold one ready at the turn. Don't let the smile fool you.

Known For: Being the reason anyone shows up on time
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Chuck
The Architect

Built the website. Shot a 114. Has a 3D printer, a laser engraver, and somehow still can't fix his slice. Named his AI assistant after a bowling movie character. Priorities.

Known For: Over-engineering everything except his short game
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Meet the 4th

Every round tells a story. Sometimes it's not their fault.

The Stranger

Gets paired with three guys he's never met. Thinks it'll be a relaxed Sunday round. Realizes too late what he's gotten himself into. Declines the back nine invitation but is secretly glad he came.