Golftards started as one sacredly dumb golf crew in Centennial: friends, scorecards, excuses, guests, road trips, and enough chirping to require its own domain. The 1st Clan is still here. Now the portal lets other clans start their own clubhouse of questionable decisions.
The 1st Clan is the founding crime scene: Steve, Mike, Chuck, the rotating guest chaos, the Honorary Tards wall, and score tracking that proves everybody remembers their good round and forgets the other twelve.
The old landing page moved to 1st Clan. This front page is now the public doorway for the Golftards federation: original group, new clan setup, profiles, Tard IDs, QR codes, and eventually email/admin workflows.
The existing Golftards HQ: leaderboards, Spotlight, Honorary Tards, Granby, Steve 70, and all founding receipts.
Open 1st ClanThe future lobby for leaders, invites, email flows, clan pages, profile management, and merch-ready Tard IDs.
Open PortalCreate a clan, add tards, track scores, generate player profiles, and get QR codes for balls, bag tags, or other regrettable merch.
Build a ClanScan the QR code, meet the Tard who lost it, inspect the profile, and yes: the evidence will suggest he sucks. Return the ball if you're kind. Roast him if you're honest.