New clan function · QR-ready

Build your own clan of Tards.

Create the clan, appoint a leader, add the other tards, track scores, and generate profile links with unique Tard IDs like SandboxTards[001]. Perfect for bag tags, golf balls, and lost-ball public humiliation.

Clan landing page

Name the chaos

Static beta: everything saves in this browser and can be shared/exported. Backend version later gives real accounts, short URLs, and SendGrid email invites.

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Clan leader profile

Add the other tards

Leader/admin view: add roster members, pick the clan leader, and generate merch-safe Tard IDs automatically.

Player profile

Tard ID + QR Code

Pick a player to preview the profile page. QR links can go on bag tags or balls. Lost-ball visitors get the important truth first: here is the tard that lost it, and yes, he probably sucks.

Score tracking

Round Ledger

Enter gross scores. Lowest number wins. Guest wins are glorious chaos, but they do not pollute permanent member stats.

Email plan

SendGrid belongs in phase two.

Use it for clan invites, profile claim links, lost-ball contact forms, and leader alerts. Static Pages should not expose API keys, so this beta only stores emails for export and future migration.

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