Spotlight
The featured human hazard: currently Aaron Talbot, the Sweatpants Heretic. Big photo, lore cards, dress-code violations, digestive risk warnings, and a clean path onward.
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The founding idiots · the 1st Clan
1st Clan
The original group of tards: the founding foursome, the guest wall, the score receipts, and the proof that none of this should have been put on the internet but absolutely was.
The new site flow
Spotlight → Honorary Tards
Hap Spotlight is now just Spotlight. The experience starts with the featured legend, then naturally flows into the broader wall of brave souls who filled the fourth spot and lived.
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Honorary Tards
The full guest wall: Andy, Hap, Patrick, Charlotte, Tom, Aaron, and whoever earns the next jacket nobody asked for.
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El Guapo birthday alert
Watch Steve 70
Steve Jack turns 70.
The self-appointed legend gets a tremendous birthday Cameo, plus a federal investigation into the rounds he only plays with his “other friends.”
Franchise mode
Launch Clan Builder
Start your own clan of Tards.
Spin up a private local clubhouse with member cards, score ledger, winners, guest chaos, and export/share tools. No login, no cloud, no excuse for that 102.
The Numbers
Raw score rankings still exist, but the new tracker is WHS-ready: course rating, slope, score differentials, estimated handicap index, net score math, and room for tee/course cleanup.
Latest damage
Full ledger
Recent Rounds
| Date | Course | Steve | Mike | Chuck | Guest |
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Granby 2026
The mountain trip gets its own landing zone — scores, photos, guest chaos, and receipts stay here without crowding the regular Centennial leaderboard.
| Round | Course / Tees | Chuck | Steve | Dan | Lyle | Winner | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Round 1 · Jun 25, 2026 | Grand Elk · White · 67.2/125 | 108 | 108 | 104 | 85 WIN | Lyle 85 | Revised scorecard. White tees confirmed from card. |
| Round 2 · Jun 26, 2026 | Granby Ranch · White · 6,464 yds · 69.7/125 | 100 | 104 | 103 | 87 WIN | Lyle 87 | Final card: Lyle wins gross, Chuck wins net with 82. |
| Round 3 · Jun 27, 2026 | Grand Lake Golf · White · 6,326 yds · 69.4/127 | 110 | 111 | 103 | 88 WIN | Lyle 88 | Last round: Lyle wins gross again. Rating/slope confirmed from white tees. |
| Round 4 · Jun 28, 2026 | Pole Creek · tees/rating TBD | 103 | 93 | 99 | Joey 90 WIN | Joey 90 | Final round: no teams, no betting. Lyle out, Joey in. |
Lyle 87
Granby Ranch tried altitude, water, and vibes. Lyle still walked out clean.
Chuck 82
Handicap math did the thing. The calculator abides.
Joey 90 · Steve 93
Pole Creek closed the trip with no teams, no betting, and one fresh Joey entry.
Handicap note
Course setup
Rating + slope are wired in.
The calculator is ready. The only missing piece is official tee rating/slope for each course/tee combo. Once those are entered, indexes and net scores light up automatically.